Your Weekly Top Ten Is This SPOOKY HALLOWEEN BUNNY RAWR! YOU COME READ YOUR TOP TEN STORIES RIGHT NOW! Evan Hurst News 02 Nov 2019
ICYMI: Rudy's Ass Has Rudy Giuliani's bottom confessed any crimes to you lately? Today might be the day! Evan Hurst News 28 Oct 2019
Did Turkey Promise To Investigate Joe Biden Or Something? Is That Why Trump's Pulling Out Of Syria? Heckuva job, Mister President. Evan Hurst News 07 Oct 2019
Your Weekly Top Ten Is PRESIDENT OF PRESCHOOL YOU COME READ YOUR TOP TEN STORIES RIGHT NOW! Evan Hurst News 23 Mar 2019
Trump Just Told ISIS Where We'll Be Attacking, On The White House Lawn Better or worse than on the Mar-a-Lago patio? Evan Hurst News 20 Mar 2019
Trump So Mad At Dan Coats He's Gonna Be A Chickensh*t Who's Too Scared To Fire Him UH OH, DAN COATS IS TELLING THE TRUTH TOO MUCH. Evan Hurst Featured 20 Feb 2019
Trump Says One Smart Thing, Goes Back To Being Dipsh*t No, really! He said a smart thing that was also HUMAN! Evan Hurst News 04 Feb 2019
10 Out Of 10 Trump Intel Chiefs Agree Trump Is Utterly Full Of Sh*t We're sure this is fine. Evan Hurst News 30 Jan 2019
