Oh Dear, Glenn Greenwald Pulled A Glenn Greenwald Again

Somebody's lyin'!

Rod Rosenstein Not YOU'RE FIRED Over That Shitty New York Times Story Yet ... OR IS HE?

CURRENTLY UPDATING THIS POST IN REAL TIME.

Aunt Lydia Announces John Brennan Shall Be PUNISHED!

Wonkette thanks Michelle Wolf in advance for letting us briefly borrow that joke. Thank you, Michelle Wolf!

Good News, Everyone! Trump Not Actually President

CORRECTION: Actually he unfortunately is.