Let's Talk About The Trump Boys' Psychosexual Issues: A Christmas Nightmare! You can't unsee any of this. Evan Hurst News 04 Dec 2018
Don Jr. Terrified Of Day When Trump Men Might Not Be Allowed To Be Gross And Rapey Won't somebody think of the Trump men? Evan Hurst News 01 Oct 2018
Trump's New Lie About Russian Treason Meeting Allows For Possibility Trump Jr. Is Massive Fuckup THE FUCK YOU SAY! Evan Hurst News 14 Aug 2018
Sexy Redhead Russian Spy Gun Lady (No, The Other One) Maria Butina, YOU ARE IN JAIL! Is this collusion? Evan Hurst News 17 Jul 2018
This Is Just A Really Mediocre Russian Music Video About Trump's Pee Tape Donald Trump's favorite homely Russian pop star made a song. Evan Hurst News 27 Jun 2018
Why Are You Peeing On Yourself, Donald Trump Jr.? (ALLEGEDLY!) DIAPER DON? That does sound like him! Evan Hurst News 20 Jun 2018
The 987,386 Most Fucked Up Lies Our Shithead President Told This Morning Even for a pathological liar like Donald Trump, this was breathtaking. Evan Hurst News 15 Jun 2018
Sarah Huckabee Sanders Says She Is Honest Person, So There's Another Lie For Ya Christ, what an asshole. Evan Hurst News 05 Jun 2018
Mitch McConnell Makes Turtle-Piddle All Over Trump Impeachment Trial (Liveblog, Day One!) Impeachment
Alan Dershowitz Is Keeping His Panties On For This Impeachment, So Don't Even Bother Asking Impeachment
