Here Are The First Two Lies Trump Told Robert Mueller

ALLEGEDLY, we guess. Whatever.

We Feel Like We've Said This Before, But Donald Trump Is The Stupidest Person Who Ever Lived

Another day, another batshit Trump interview, this time from the Associated Press!

Trump's New Lie About Russian Treason Meeting Allows For Possibility Trump Jr. Is Massive Fuckup

THE FUCK YOU SAY!

Rudy Giuliani Only Said All That Dumb Shit Because SQUIRREL! MAGGIE HABERMAN! MAGGIE HABERMAN HOLDING A SQUIRREL!

Sure, BLAME A WOMAN.