'Praise Jesus, Trey Gowdy Said YES!' And Other News From Trump's Very Smart Impeachment Lawyers The best people. Evan Hurst Impeachment 09 Oct 2019
​Michael Flynn And Rick Gates, It's Subpoena-Thirty, Motherf*ckers! And for a change, these guys might show up. MAYBE. Evan Hurst News 13 Jun 2019
Adam Schiff Just Saying Trump's Lawyers Better GET A LAWYER Oh, they have them already? Ahead of the game! Evan Hurst News 15 May 2019
BREAKING: Federal Judge CANNOT EVEN With Trump Lawyers' Trifling Horsesh*t Welcome to checks and balances, motherfuckers! Evan Hurst News 14 May 2019
President WordStupid Has Thoughts To Share, And They Are 'COLLUSION WITCH HOAX!' We think his brain computer is crashing. No, more than usual. Evan Hurst News 08 Mar 2019
Trump AG Nominee William Barr Told Trump To F*ck Off A Non-Zero Number Of Times! Nobody wants to work for Trump. Even if they say yes, they don't really want to work for Trump. Evan Hurst News 10 Dec 2018
White House Brain Trust Flips Off Acosta Judge Works every time! Five Dollar Feminist Media/Entertainment 19 Nov 2018
Sad Trump Wants Cool Lawyers Like Jared Has :'( Is Perry Mason available? Five Dollar Feminist News 30 Aug 2018
