Trump's Asshole Voter Suppression Commission Met Today And Elijah Cummings IS PISSED Elijah Cummings is Mad About A Thing. Also this is your OPEN THREAD. Evan Hurst News 19 Jul 2017
Nancy Pelosi Will Tell You What A Pussy Donald Trump Is Now TELL 'EM, NANCY! Evan Hurst News 09 Jun 2017
Here's Three OTHER Times Kellyanne Conway Was Stupid The Past 24 Hours You'd think she would have gone home after the Bowling Green Massacre. Evan Hurst News 03 Feb 2017
Donald Trump Sooooooo Lonely, Won't You Come Over And Play With Him? Donald Trump has no friends and his wife won't even move to DC with him, so he's SOOOOO BORED. Evan Hurst News 25 Jan 2017
Hey, Did Everybody Hear Donald Trump Lost The Popular Vote? LET'S TALK ABOUT IT AGAIN! He lost it. Bigly. Evan Hurst News 24 Jan 2017
Kellyanne Conway Triggered By John Lewis, Needs Safe Space Like Five Minutes Ago Kellyanne Conway says the Trump camp is the 'Walking Wounded,' because everybody is so mean to them. Really. Evan Hurst News 17 Jan 2017
Butthurt Donald Trump Still Butthurt About Russia Maybe Stealing Election For Him Donald Trump's statement after his big boy intelligence briefing leaves much to be desired. Evan Hurst News 06 Jan 2017
Hey Mitch McConnell, It's Time For You To STFU Again Mitch McConnell thinks Americans won't tolerate Democrats obstructing Trump's SCOTUS nominee. HAHAHAHAHAHA OK. Evan Hurst News 04 Jan 2017
