We Are All Beto O'Rourke Saying WHAT THE F*CK, JESUS CHRIST, OF COURSE TRUMP'S A RACIST! Go fuck yourself, Mister President. Evan Hurst News 05 Aug 2019
Undocumented Lady Who Wiped Trump's Make-Up Off His Granny Panties Will Probably Be Deported Soon, So ... WOW, this story. Evan Hurst News 06 Dec 2018
Trump And His Deplorables Should Keep Mollie Tibbetts's Name Out Of Their Racist Fucking Mouths Trump White House Will Distract Us From Bad News By Yelling SQUIRREL! ILLEGAL MEXICAN MURDER SQUIRREL! Evan Hurst News 23 Aug 2018
Let's Not Get Too Hysterical About It, But THERE ARE LITERAL NAZIS AT DEPARTMENT OF HOMELAND SECURITY At least it sure looks like it! Evan Hurst News 29 Jun 2018
We'd Say Chris Cillizza Should Go Fuck Himself, But That Wouldn't Be Very Civil The entire Beltway media needs to shut the fuck up right about now. Evan Hurst News 26 Jun 2018
Chris Wray Says ACTUALLY Sarah Huckabee Sanders And John Kelly Are Total Fucking Liars Who Lie The White House can't even keep track of its own lies anymore. Evan Hurst News 13 Feb 2018
If You Liked Grand Wizard Trump's 'Shitholes' Routine, You'll Looove This! We are still processing this BRAND NEW INFORMATION about Donald Trump being a racist. Evan Hurst News 12 Jan 2018
Glenn Thrush Clearly Woke Up On The 'Chris Cillizza' Side Of The Bed This Morning We're sorry, Glenn, but we have to make an example out of you right now. Evan Hurst News 29 Aug 2017
National Archives Thrilled To Exhibit Pictures Of Women Marching In The Street For No Particular Reason Feminininism
