Donald Trump Just Wants A Little Squirt (Of Purell, You Perverts!)

Touch me I'm sick.

Oh No, Did Robert Mueller Do PEE TAPE LIBELS?

NARRATOR: Pretty sure he didn't.

Are George Papadopoulos And Sergei Millian The Two Dumbest Idiots In The Whole Trump-Russia Scandal? Sure Why Not.

Ready for a WONKETTE DICK JOKE DEEP DIVE LONG READ? Well come right here and sit a spell!

James Comey Has A Higher Loyalty (To Himself)

James Comey Knows Who Is A Good Boy, And It's Not Donald Trump! (It's James Comey)