We're Back Y'all! Wonkagenda For Mon., Nov. 26, 2018

Trump gasses babies at the border, Republicans still obsessed over HER EMAILS, and Facebook admits it shit the bed. Your morning news brief!

Elections

Rudy Giuliani Has Thing To Say, And It Is A Noun, A Verb, And 'KOREAN PERJURY TRAPS!'

This is the last time we are writing about Rudy Giuliani this week, WE SWEAR.

Russia

Sean Hannity Responds To Trump Mueller News By OMG LOOK SQUIRREL CAR CRASH ROBOT NAKED LADY BOOBIES!

Bless his little heart.

Culture

Robert Mueller Will Investigate Donald Trump UNTIL THE DAY HE DIES

Yep, the Mueller investigation is going to wrap up just after the New Year. YOU BET, TRUMP!

Russia