Trump Declares Victory In All Trade Wars, HEREBY ORDERS Stock Market To Rise So easy to win. Liz Dye Trump 26 Aug 2019
Acting Defense Sec: WALL Won't Keep Us Safe, But The Old Man Wants It, So... Present At The Destruction: The Pat Shanahan Story. Liz Dye Trump 26 Mar 2019
Trump White House: F*CK IT, WE'RE DOING THE WATERGATE THING! Good luck with that, boys. Evan Hurst News 21 Mar 2019
Your Weekly Top Ten Has Few Opinions On Amy Klobuchar's Comb-Forks YOU COME READ YOUR TOP TEN STORIES RIGHT NOW! Evan Hurst News 23 Feb 2019
Trump's Executive Time Golfing Ketchup Omelet National Emergency Holiday Whack-Off Weekend Was Pretty Chill This is not what normal people do on vacation. Evan Hurst News 18 Feb 2019
TRUMP DOESN'T CARE, HE BELIEVES PUTIN! If you thought you were crazy thinking Trump is a literal actual Russian agent, Andrew McCabe is here to clear all that up for you. Evan Hurst News 18 Feb 2019
Trump Own Goals The Libs On Twitter. Again. You're supposed to OWN the libs, IDIOT. Evan Hurst News 15 Feb 2019
Did Two Syphilitic Raccoons Just F*ck Each Other To Death In The Rose Garden, Or Was That Just Trump's Brain? 'I didn't need to do this,' said the president, about the NATIONAL EMERGY he just declared. Evan Hurst News 15 Feb 2019
PSA: Don't Take Fish Antibiotics Unless You Are A Fish. In Which Case You Are Probably Not Reading This. Healthcare
