Dear Leader Knows Who Is Illegitimate, And It Is Supreme Court Ladies Who Hurt His Feelings

Just another mile-marker on our uniquely American road to shithole authoritarianism.

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Trump Declares Victory In All Trade Wars, HEREBY ORDERS Stock Market To Rise

So easy to win.

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Acting Defense Sec: WALL Won't Keep Us Safe, But The Old Man Wants It, So...

Present At The Destruction: The Pat Shanahan Story.

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Trump White House: F*CK IT, WE'RE DOING THE WATERGATE THING!

Good luck with that, boys.

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