Junior And Kim Guilfoyle Looking For New South Florida Suburb To Stink Up

Sorry in advance to the residents of Jupiter.

Expert Multi-Tasker Donald Trump Still Finds Time To Sue His Way Out Of Taxes

Nobody has to say 'Don't ever change, Donald.' He's utterly incapable of not being a small-time crook at heart.

President Cheap N Cheaty Ain't Wanna Pay His Golf Course Taxes, You Are So Surprised

Donald Trump is lying about the value of his golf course? Well knock us over with a feather.

Trump Tried To Saturday Night Massacre Robert Mueller By The Pussy, But He Couldn't Get There

What kind of Saturday Night LMAO-ssacre is this?