We Need To Talk About Trump's Deranged Digital Diarrhea He's losing it. No, more than usual. Evan Hurst News 24 Apr 2019
President Whine-Baby Climbs Into Maggie Haberman's Arms, Cries It Out 'Sometimes you just have to let them cry it out,' Maggie Haberman may or may not have said to Peter Baker after the interview was over. Evan Hurst News 01 Feb 2019
No For Real Trump's New York Times Interview Is Literally Fucking Bonkers (Part Deux!) More highlights from the most bugfuck interview Trump has given since last time he gave a bugfuck interview! Evan Hurst News 20 Jul 2017
Trump's New Russia Lawyer Also Represents Putin's Favorite Russian Bank. What Could Go Wrong? Meet Marc Kasowitz! He seems JUST GREAT. Evan Hurst News 24 May 2017
Trump Didn't Mean To Obstruct Comey, He's Just Too Dumb To Words Good With His Mouth Hole! Welcome to the White House's new 'denial'! Evan Hurst News 17 May 2017
James Comey Kept A Motherfucking Paper Trail On Trump Because COMEY. IS. A. MOTHERFUCKING. BEAST. UH OH HERE COMES COMEY! Evan Hurst News 16 May 2017
Trump Dinner: He Moved On Comey Like A Bitch, But He Couldn't Get There! WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH DONALD TRUMP? Evan Hurst News 12 May 2017
Spicer: Trump Just Walks Around Naked And Puts His Naked Butt On EVERYTHING THE WHOLE PLACE IS GOING TO HAVE TO BE DISINFECTED! Evan Hurst News 07 Feb 2017
Light A Candle, Knock On Wood, Turn Around Three Times, And Spit, Because SCOTUS Is Ruling On Trump's Tax Returns SCOTUS
