Cussy The Clown Said A Cuss! Oh, Cussy!

And other thoughts from Donald Trump on NO COLLUSION, and also how the Great Lakes are RECORD DEEP. (They are not.)

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Trump Just Told ISIS Where We'll Be Attacking, On The White House Lawn

Better or worse than on the Mar-a-Lago patio?

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President WordStupid Has Thoughts To Share, And They Are 'COLLUSION WITCH HOAX!'

We think his brain computer is crashing. No, more than usual.

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It's Still The Collusion, Stupid (By Which We Mean CONSPIRACY)

Trump will just LOVE what the Senate Intelligence Committee just said. That doesn't mean you should be that stupid.

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President Words-Stupid Sorry For Being Total Fuck-Up Just This One Time Ever

Dear media: DO NOT FALL FOR THIS SHIT.

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Should Trump Do An Interview With Robert Mueller? Yes Or OMG LOL HELL YES?

GET HIM, MUELLER!

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