Hello, FBI? We'd Like To Report A Crime In Progress. PELOSI, IF YOU'RE LISTENING ... Evan Hurst News 13 Jun 2019
Cussy The Clown Said A Cuss! Oh, Cussy! And other thoughts from Donald Trump on NO COLLUSION, and also how the Great Lakes are RECORD DEEP. (They are not.) Evan Hurst News 29 Mar 2019
Trump Just Told ISIS Where We'll Be Attacking, On The White House Lawn Better or worse than on the Mar-a-Lago patio? Evan Hurst News 20 Mar 2019
President WordStupid Has Thoughts To Share, And They Are 'COLLUSION WITCH HOAX!' We think his brain computer is crashing. No, more than usual. Evan Hurst News 08 Mar 2019
It's Still The Collusion, Stupid (By Which We Mean CONSPIRACY) Trump will just LOVE what the Senate Intelligence Committee just said. That doesn't mean you should be that stupid. Evan Hurst News 12 Feb 2019
President Words-Stupid Sorry For Being Total Fuck-Up Just This One Time Ever Dear media: DO NOT FALL FOR THIS SHIT. Evan Hurst News 17 Jul 2018
Here Are All The Stupid Lies Sarah Huckabee Sanders Said Yesterday! So much Poot they're still airing out the room! Five Dollar Feminist News 25 Jan 2018
Should Trump Do An Interview With Robert Mueller? Yes Or OMG LOL HELL YES? GET HIM, MUELLER! Evan Hurst News 11 Jan 2018
SEAL Commander Who Killed Bin Laden Just Saying The Republic Is Under Attack, From Donald Trump Impeachment
