Trump Celebrates Birthday With His Only Friends: Dumbass 'Fox & Friends' Idiots

We'd say we feel sorry for him but we don't like to lie.

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Trump Goons Leaked To Devin Nunes? Pffffft. Oh You Mean THESE Trump Goons?

Devin Nunes in the SERIOUSLY HOT SEAT now kids!

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The Five Best Times Devin Nunes Shit The Bed During Monday's Comey Hearings

Evan writes a love letter to Devin Nunes, if a love letter is calling someone an idiot in 172 different ways.

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James Comey Pisses On Trump's 'Wire Tapp' BS Like A Russian Pee Hooker

Guess Donald Trump is just a big dumb stupid liar.

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Republicans Gettin' MIGHTY SASSY About Trump's Stupid 'Wire Tapp' Lies

Is our Republicans learning? Hahahaha, no, but they're getting bored with Trump's crap.

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'Fox & Friends' Morons So Mad At These 'Anti-Trump' T-Shirt Slogans, Like GRRRRRR!

We guess t-shirts are 'Anti-Trump' if they say true things. UNFAIR TO THE PRESIDENT!

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Hey Trump, When You've Lost Benghazi Congressidiot Trey Gowdy, It's Time To STFU

Gowdy is somehow not convinced Trump is telling the truth about Obama's 'wire tapp' of him!

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House Intel Republican Just Saying Trump-Style Election Crimes Are Awesome Now

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