Trump Celebrates Birthday With His Only Friends: Dumbass 'Fox & Friends' Idiots

We'd say we feel sorry for him but we don't like to lie.

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Trump's Matt Whitaker Appointment Turning Into ClownF*ck Of 'Jacob Wohl' Proportions

MAN, the Deep State must hate this guy!

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Sean Spicer's Long National Nightmare Is Over

SPICEY! WE WILL MISS YOU IN A WEIRD WAY!

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Is President Steve Bannon The REAL White House Leaker? MAAAAAYBE!

We are just asking, because it SURE SEEMS LIKE IT!

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Trump's Own Spy Chiefs Refused To Murder FBI Investigation Into Trump. THANKS A LOT SPY CHIEFS (Really, Thanks!)

Is this obstruction of justice yet? When is it obstruction of justice?

Russia

Trump Just Gonna Kick This CBS Reporter Out Of His Office, Nothing To See Here Move Along

Donald Trump doesn't stand by anything he says, because he knows he's always right.

Russia

Trump Goons Leaked To Devin Nunes? Pffffft. Oh You Mean THESE Trump Goons?

Devin Nunes in the SERIOUSLY HOT SEAT now kids!

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Stupid Fox News Judge Napolitano Telling Stupid Trump About 'Wire Tapps' Through The TV Again

Hey, maybe Trump will use this to start another embarrassing international incident!

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Elizabeth Warren Presents The Democratic Nice Smart People Debate Jamboree Plus Tim Ryan And Tulsi

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Donald Trump Is Out Of His F*cking Gourd Today

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Literal Hundreds Of Gunhumpers Won't Have NRA-TV To Hump Their Guns To, Anymore :(

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Elizabeth Warren Has A Plan For ... Oh, Just Fixing Democracy!

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