Trump Tremendously Impressed With How Many Not-Crimes Trump Guilty Of! Just really terrific! Evan Hurst Trump 07 Jan 2020
Coming IG Report Doesn't Indict FBI For Treason And Bill Barr Is Having A Sh********tfittttt This is what happens when you smoke your own farts. Evan Hurst Russia 03 Dec 2019
Shorter CNN: 'Lie To Me, Corey Lewandowski! LIE TO ME, LIE TO ME, LIE TO ME!' STOP. BOOKING. HIM. GODDAMMIT. Evan Hurst News 18 Sep 2019
Dear Democrats: THIS Is How You Handle A Full-Of-Sh*t Clownshow Liar Like Corey Lewandowski Every hearing from this day forward should star Barry Berke, AT THE BEGINNING, GODDAMMIT. Evan Hurst News 18 Sep 2019
Corey Lewandowski And Impeachment Hearings? RIGHT NOW? Someone Should Have Mentioned! A Liveblog. He's gonna act like the fucking clown he is. Evan Hurst News 17 Sep 2019
Congress To Hold Hearings On How Gross Trump's Yeti Pubes Really Are Just no visual aids of the Mario Kart dick, please. The whole world is trying to eat lunch right now. Evan Hurst News 04 Sep 2019
Inspector General Says James Comey Not A Criminal, Just A Very Saucy Boy! BUT HIS MEMOS! Evan Hurst News 30 Aug 2019
House Judiciary Committee Finally Lighting A Fire Under Don McGahn's Ass Pony up, fuckers! Liz Dye 2016 Presidential Election 27 Aug 2019
Mitch McConnell Makes Turtle-Piddle All Over Trump Impeachment Trial (Liveblog, Day One!) Impeachment
Alan Dershowitz Is Keeping His Panties On For This Impeachment, So Don't Even Bother Asking Impeachment
