Shorter CNN: 'Lie To Me, Corey Lewandowski! LIE TO ME, LIE TO ME, LIE TO ME!' STOP. BOOKING. HIM. GODDAMMIT. Evan Hurst News 18 Sep 2019
Dear Democrats: THIS Is How You Handle A Full-Of-Sh*t Clownshow Liar Like Corey Lewandowski Every hearing from this day forward should star Barry Berke, AT THE BEGINNING, GODDAMMIT. Evan Hurst News 18 Sep 2019
Corey Lewandowski And Impeachment Hearings? RIGHT NOW? Someone Should Have Mentioned! A Liveblog. He's gonna act like the fucking clown he is. Evan Hurst News 17 Sep 2019
Congress To Hold Hearings On How Gross Trump's Yeti Pubes Really Are Just no visual aids of the Mario Kart dick, please. The whole world is trying to eat lunch right now. Evan Hurst News 04 Sep 2019
Inspector General Says James Comey Not A Criminal, Just A Very Saucy Boy! BUT HIS MEMOS! Evan Hurst News 30 Aug 2019
House Judiciary Committee Finally Lighting A Fire Under Don McGahn's Ass Pony up, fuckers! Five Dollar Feminist 2016 Presidential Election 27 Aug 2019
Corey Lewandowski Will Make Sweet Extramarital Love To Senate Race, F*ck Congressional Subpoenas What fun we have here! Five Dollar Feminist 2016 Presidential Election 16 Aug 2019
Don McGahn, You Are TELL IT TO THE JUDGE! Shit's 'bout to go down, y'all. Evan Hurst News 08 Aug 2019
It's Impeachment-Eve-Thirty, Motherf*ckers! Let's Remember What Trump's Ukraine Scandal Is Really All About. Impeachment
Fed Society Founder Steve Calabresi Was A Dick But He Was Smart. The Daily Caller Ruined That Too Impeachment
