Elijah Cummings Just Asking SDNY If There's Anybody's Ass He Ought To Beat Right Now (Hint Hint!)

Jerry Nadler's not the only one pissed at the abrupt and weird end to the SDNY's investigation into Donald Trump's campaign finance crimes.

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Louie Gohmert Has Thoughts About The Anal Opening. Louie Gohmert. The Anal Opening. Gohmert.

You know Louie Gohmert is serious when he starts talking about reinforcing the anal opening.

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If It's What You Say, I Love Robert Mueller Testifying, Especially Later In The Summer!

Clear your calendars, we got a date with THE TRUTH!

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Hope Hicks Is Not Allowed To Answer That

Surprise, Hicks's testimony for the House Judiciary Committee is going SUPER.

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The 546,872 Most Bugfck Moments In George Stephanopoulos's Interview With President Bugfck

Yiiiiiiiiiiikes.

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Michael Flynn And Rick Gates, It's Subpoena-Thirty, Motherf*ckers!

And for a change, these guys might show up. MAYBE.

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Joyce White Vance Said The Mueller Report To GOP Idiots' Faces, And It Was LOVELY!

Oh yeah, you might have heard John Dean was there too.

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Chill Out With Wonkette's Book Club And Le Guin's 'The Left Hand Of Darkness'

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