Trump Tried To Make Meatball Move On SDNY Like A Bitch, But He Couldn't Get There :(

If the Southern District of New York wasn't investigating Trump for obstruction of justice before, we bet it is now!

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Devin Nunes Didn't F*ck A Cow When FBI Opened Trump-Russia Investigation, Dunno What His Deal Is Now

More delicious GOSSIP TRUTH from Andrew McCabe!

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Meatball McPeenerToilet Probably Too Stupid To Testify For Congress, TBH

'I WON'T TESTIFY UNLESS YOU PROMISE NOT TO MAKE ME TESTIFY!'

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Trump Told Michael Cohen To Lie To Congress. Is That Bad?

Individual 1 been berry berry bad.

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William Barr Confirmation Hearing Wrap-Up: At Least He's Better Than The Dumbf*ck We Have Right Now!

That's not saying a lot.

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Confirmation Hearings For William Barr, Trump's New Meatball Idiot AG Nominee, Begin TOMORROW!

Great, just great.

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FBI Been Wonderin' If Trump Is Literal Russian Intelligence Asset For LONG ASS TIME

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Trump Had A Playdate With A Fellow Fascist Dipsh*t Today

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Anti-Vaxxers Harassing Moms Whose Babies Died, So That's TERRIFIC!

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The Germans Are Calling Us Fascists, Is America Great Again Now?

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