​SDNY, Are You OK? Blink Once For 'Yes,' Blink Twice For 'Bill Barr' Guess Trump is 'exonerated' AGAIN! Evan Hurst News 15 Jul 2019
Trump's Airport Auntie Anne's Pretzel Stand Summit With Irish PM Went Well TFW the American president tells the prime minister of Ireland to build the wall and we all die a little bit inside. Evan Hurst News 06 Jun 2019
Adam Schiff Just Saying Trump's Lawyers Better GET A LAWYER Oh, they have them already? Ahead of the game! Evan Hurst Russia 15 May 2019
OH HEY MORE Steele Dossier Says PAUL MANAFORT Used Trump Org Server To Sext The Russians? SOME COLLUSION! Citizens United FOIAed another Steele dossier. They're lying about what it says. Evan Hurst Russia 14 May 2019
One Million Former Prosecutors Agree Trump Is A F*cking Criminal OK, maybe the letter doesn't have 'one million' signatories yet. Check back at lunch. Evan Hurst Russia 07 May 2019
Hey Jared Kushner, It's STFU-Thirty, AND YOU'RE LATE! Jared would like to tell us what's hurting America. Surprise, it's not Russia or Ivanka's dad! Evan Hurst Russia 23 Apr 2019
Hey Trump, Remember That SDNY Porn Payoff Criminal Investigation? IT REMEMBERS YOU! Turns out investigators have had some questions for Hope Hicks! And Keith Schiller too! Evan Hurst News 10 Apr 2019
Michael Cohen Warrant Docs Would Freak Trump The F*ck Out, If Trump Could Read (Allegedly!) We're not saying he can't read. We're just saying documents like these are way above his pay grade. Evan Hurst Russia 19 Mar 2019
Let's All Try To Wrap Our Brains Around This Incredibly Stupid Argument For The Electoral College popular
Trump Retweets Notorious British Racist Katie Hopkins In Order To Prove He Isn't Racist Post-Racial America
