Loser Trump Wants To Win Something, Instead Of Losing All The Time Like Big Dumb Loser DO NOT CONGRATULATE. Evan Hurst News 29 Aug 2019
Michael Cohen, Liveblogged On Tape Before A Closed Door Intel Committee Studio Audience Cue laughtrack! Five Dollar Feminist 2016 Presidential Election 22 May 2019
One Million Former Prosecutors Agree Trump Is A F*cking Criminal OK, maybe the letter doesn't have 'one million' signatories yet. Check back at lunch. Evan Hurst News 07 May 2019
A Gross NSFW Story About Trump, Michael Cohen, And Rudy Giuliani Dangling Their Dingles At Each Other We hate all these people so much. Evan Hurst News 07 Mar 2019
Nice Obstruction Of Justice Investigation. Be A Shame If It Got Screwed Up Because Some Idiot Couldn't Stop Lying For Five Minutes. Michael Cohen, CUT IT OUT. Five Dollar Feminist 2016 Presidential Election 05 Mar 2019
Judy Riuliani Is Not As Think As You Drunk He Is (Allegedly! BURRRRRRP!) Oh boy! Evan Hurst News 13 Dec 2018
Paul Ryan Awards Paul Ryan Lifetime Achievement Award For Excellence In Being Paul Ryan Reflections on a life unlived. Evan Hurst News 07 Aug 2018
Who's Got A Lawyer? NOT MICHAEL COHEN LOL! Is he gonna flip? SOLID MAYBE! Evan Hurst News 13 Jun 2018
