Donald Trump Just Wants A Little Squirt (Of Purell, You Perverts!) Touch me I'm sick. Evan Hurst News 08 Jul 2019
This Is Just A Really Mediocre Russian Music Video About Trump's Pee Tape Donald Trump's favorite homely Russian pop star made a song. Evan Hurst News 27 Jun 2018
PRETTY SURE Trump Was In Moscow Long Enough For Dinner And A Pee Show Is this the stupidest lie Trump has ever told? MAYBE! Evan Hurst News 24 Apr 2018
This One Idiot Pretty Sure James Comey Framed Trump For All His Russian Pee Crimes Ladies and gentlemen, Mollie Hemingway! Evan Hurst News 23 Apr 2018
James Comey Has A Higher Loyalty (To Himself) James Comey Knows Who Is A Good Boy, And It's Not Donald Trump! (It's James Comey) Evan Hurst News 16 Apr 2018
James Comey Says Trump Is Stinky Pee-Obsessed Liar, So That's Obviously FACTCHECK TRUE We didn't think we were going to read this book, but now we think WE WILL! Evan Hurst News 13 Apr 2018
Did Russia Tell Trump To Bitch Constantly About The 2016 Election Being #RIGGED? We Are Just Asking Questions! Also, new details about the Obama administration's response to Russian fuckery in the 2016 election! Evan Hurst News 09 Mar 2018
We Got Your Latest Trump Pee Hooker News RIGHT HERE! Here's what REALLY happened the night before the Moscow Miss Universe pageant. Evan Hurst News 08 Mar 2018
Bored Sixth-Graders Offer Tips To Help Republicans Behave Themselves At Impeachment Trial Impeachment
We *Think* Democrats Would Like Some Witnesses And Documents. Impeachment Liveblog, Day Three! Impeachment
