Oh No, Did Robert Mueller Do PEE TAPE LIBELS? NARRATOR: Pretty sure he didn't. Evan Hurst News 25 Apr 2019
Pay No Attention To The Dumbass Behind The Curtain Threatening To Revoke Everybody's Security Clearances Except for Jared Kushner, because he needs his to solve Middle East. Evan Hurst News 24 Jul 2018
This One Idiot Pretty Sure James Comey Framed Trump For All His Russian Pee Crimes Ladies and gentlemen, Mollie Hemingway! Evan Hurst News 23 Apr 2018
James Comey Says Trump Is Stinky Pee-Obsessed Liar, So That's Obviously FACTCHECK TRUE We didn't think we were going to read this book, but now we think WE WILL! Evan Hurst News 13 Apr 2018
A Fucking Bible Lesson About Throwing Stones For Dumbass Trumper Rent-A-Pastor Greg Locke WONKETTE GONNA TAKE YOU TO BIBLE TOWN NOW. Evan Hurst News 27 Mar 2018
Did Russia Tell Trump To Bitch Constantly About The 2016 Election Being #RIGGED? We Are Just Asking Questions! Also, new details about the Obama administration's response to Russian fuckery in the 2016 election! Evan Hurst News 09 Mar 2018
We Got Your Latest Trump Pee Hooker News RIGHT HERE! Here's what REALLY happened the night before the Moscow Miss Universe pageant. Evan Hurst News 08 Mar 2018
BuzzFeed's Gonna Find The Trump Pee Tape If It's The Last Damn Thing They Do Three cheers for BuzzFeed! Evan Hurst News 14 Feb 2018
Ilhan Omar's Challenger A QAnon-Believing, Alleged-Multiple-Offending Shoplifter On The Run From The Law Conspiracy Theories
