Oh No, Did Robert Mueller Do PEE TAPE LIBELS?

NARRATOR: Pretty sure he didn't.

Pay No Attention To The Dumbass Behind The Curtain Threatening To Revoke Everybody's Security Clearances

Except for Jared Kushner, because he needs his to solve Middle East.

This One Idiot Pretty Sure James Comey Framed Trump For All His Russian Pee Crimes

Ladies and gentlemen, Mollie Hemingway!

James Comey Says Trump Is Stinky Pee-Obsessed Liar, So That's Obviously FACTCHECK TRUE

We didn't think we were going to read this book, but now we think WE WILL!