CAN SOMEBODY PLEASE TELL BEN SHAPIRO ALL ABOUT BRETT KAVANAUGH'S COCK? Ben's gonna need a composite sketch, or maybe a Scratch-n-Sniff version, FOR JOURNALISM. Evan Hurst News 16 Sep 2019
​Kamala Harris Says Trump Can't 'Perform.' SHE DIDN'T MEAN HIS OLD GROSS DICK, YOU STOP IT RIGHT NOW! Draw your own conclusions. We certainly have! Evan Hurst News 12 Jul 2019
President #NeverMoist Got His Ass Chapped About SOMETHIN' Today. Wonder What! Aw, did somebody get some bad news? Evan Hurst News 13 Nov 2018
Trump Gonna BURN THIS SHIT DOWN To Save His Ass From Robert Mueller! How much obstruction of justice and abuse of power is Trump doing with this 'declassifying' business? ALL OF IT KATIE! Evan Hurst News 18 Sep 2018
A Brief, Disgusting Update On The Life And Times Of Donald Trump Jr.'s Penis If we have to learn about Junior's penis, so do you. Evan Hurst News 10 May 2018
Everybody Who Maybe Bribed Michael Cohen Needs To STOP FUCKING TALKING RIGHT NOW THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOU? Evan Hurst News 09 May 2018
White House Plan To Vanquish LYIN' COMEY Is They Don't Know Yet, Fuck It Gotta wait to see what President JingleFarts tweets while he's sitting on the shitter! Evan Hurst News 12 Apr 2018
