Did Two Syphilitic Raccoons Just F*ck Each Other To Death In The Rose Garden, Or Was That Just Trump's Brain?

'I didn't need to do this,' said the president, about the NATIONAL EMERGY he just declared.

Post-Racial America

President Big Mac Probably America's Greatest National Security Threat, So That's GREAT!

The Intelligence Community is PISSED, y'all. And they're leaking.

Russia

Want Trump To Hire You To Run The VA? Just Tell Him He's Not Fat

It's like 'Medical Center' crossed with 'Being There.'

Healthcare

President Good Brain Sat Down With Reuters, Showed 'Em Which One Is 'Camel'

So glad we settled the question of whether Trump has dementia or not!

Culture
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