Congress To Hold Hearings On How Gross Trump's Yeti Pubes Really Are Just no visual aids of the Mario Kart dick, please. The whole world is trying to eat lunch right now. Evan Hurst News 04 Sep 2019
Hey Hope Hicks! Jerry Nadler Would Like To See You In His Office. Did Hopey LIE TO CONGRESS? It sure seems like that's a possibility that has not been ruled out! Evan Hurst News 19 Jul 2019
Hey Trump, Remember That SDNY Porn Payoff Criminal Investigation? IT REMEMBERS YOU! Turns out investigators have had some questions for Hope Hicks! And Keith Schiller too! Evan Hurst News 10 Apr 2019
Michael Cohen Warrant Docs Would Freak Trump The F*ck Out, If Trump Could Read (Allegedly!) We're not saying he can't read. We're just saying documents like these are way above his pay grade. Evan Hurst News 19 Mar 2019
UH OH, Jerry Nadler, Did Meatball LIE TO CONGRESS? Matthew Whitaker went back to visit with the House Judiciary Committee. It was illuminating! Evan Hurst News 14 Mar 2019
HOLY JESUS F*CK! Your Michael Cohen Liveblog! Read the opening statement, and then let's watch this shitshow together! Evan Hurst News 27 Feb 2019
Trump Tried To Make Meatball Move On SDNY Like A Bitch, But He Couldn't Get There :( If the Southern District of New York wasn't investigating Trump for obstruction of justice before, we bet it is now! Evan Hurst News 19 Feb 2019
At Least President Bugf*ck Isn't Saying NO COLLUSION Anymore, Just Kidding Yes He Is And more dispatches from the most batshit press gaggle Trump has done in at least TWO WEEKS! Evan Hurst News 10 Jan 2019
If You Liked Jesus Feeding The 5,000, You're Gonna LOVE Trump Sucking And Spitting The 60,000! fox news
