Manhattan DA Getting Closer And Closer To Trump, Like Chompy 'Jaws' Shark!

It's funny because he's TERRRRRRRIFIED of sharks.

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Is Another One Of Trump's 'All The Best People' About To Be Indicted?

We had almost forgotten we were waiting for this to happen.

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Uh Oh, Trump, Deutsche Bank Has Been Cooperating With The Manhattan DA!

Time for president to shit his pants? Maybe!

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Congress To Hold Hearings On How Gross Trump's Yeti Pubes Really Are

Just no visual aids of the Mario Kart dick, please. The whole world is trying to eat lunch right now.

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