Hey Trump, Remember That SDNY Porn Payoff Criminal Investigation? IT REMEMBERS YOU!

Turns out investigators have had some questions for Hope Hicks! And Keith Schiller too!

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Michael Cohen Warrant Docs Would Freak Trump The F*ck Out, If Trump Could Read (Allegedly!)

We're not saying he can't read. We're just saying documents like these are way above his pay grade.

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UH OH, Jerry Nadler, Did Meatball LIE TO CONGRESS?

Matthew Whitaker went back to visit with the House Judiciary Committee. It was illuminating!

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HOLY JESUS F*CK! Your Michael Cohen Liveblog!

Read the opening statement, and then let's watch this shitshow together!

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Trump Tried To Make Meatball Move On SDNY Like A Bitch, But He Couldn't Get There :(

If the Southern District of New York wasn't investigating Trump for obstruction of justice before, we bet it is now!

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At Least President Bugf*ck Isn't Saying NO COLLUSION Anymore, Just Kidding Yes He Is

And more dispatches from the most batshit press gaggle Trump has done in at least TWO WEEKS!

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You Won't Believe This, But Trump's 'Fox & Friends' Interview Was BATFUCKING INSANE

WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK ...

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Melania Doesn't Want To Talk About Her Slut-Ass Husband, OK?

NO MORE QUESTIONS, Melania is busy doing #BeBest!

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Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, Elijah Cummings, Activists Beat Big Pharma Over The Head With Generic PReP

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Trump Tells America He DID NOT EITHER Have A Temper Tantrum, SHUT UP STINKY NANCY!

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Republicans Just Want Census To Ask If You Are A Jailbird, Nothing Could Go Wrong With That!

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Good Thing Bill Barr Is A Paragon Of Honesty, Because ... Well Sh*t Just Read It

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