Who Tells Trump Sweet Little Lies About Ukraine? OH, WHO THE F*CK YOU THINK?

We're gonna need to see those Trump-Putin call transcripts and interpreter notes and Secret Santa gift swaps and ALL OF IT.

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Everything About This Russian Spy Extraction Story Is Unsettling As F*ck

There is fuckery afoot, we guarantee it.

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Can We Call Trump A Literal Actual Russian Agent Now? What About Now? What About Now? What About ...

Hey you guys, Trump and Putin had another secret meeting! Yes, another one!

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Trump Had Secret G20 Threesome With Putin And Kremlin Translator

TOTALLY NORMAL NOTHING TO SEE HERE.

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