Donald Trump Wants The Hispanics To Vote For Him, Even The Ones Who Look Norwegian He loves his Hispanics! Doktor Zoom Trump 18 Sep 2019
North Carolina Will Get 2018 Election Right This Time, You Betcha! But did Republicans hire a more competent ratfucker this time? Doktor Zoom Elections 09 Sep 2019
Trump Gonna LOCK HER UP! Mentally Ill Folks Now, So That's Hitler-y America's decline continues. Evan Hurst Culture 16 Aug 2019
​President Tenderhearts So Upset Those People Chanted 'SEND HER BACK,' That's Not Christlike Bless his woke heart! Evan Hurst News 19 Jul 2019
Look At These Vile White Supremacists. Then Tell Us It Can't Happen Here. What's worse? Trump supporters chanting 'SEND HER BACK!' about Rep. Ilhan Omar, or the president who incited them? Evan Hurst News 18 Jul 2019
'Like Air, I'll Rise.' Wonkagenda For Thurs., July 18, 2019 Trump says more racist stuff, Rand Paul is a cheap jerk, and kiwis cockblock penguins. Your morning news brief! Dominic Gwinn popular 18 Jul 2019
Cussy The Clown Said A Cuss! Oh, Cussy! And other thoughts from Donald Trump on NO COLLUSION, and also how the Great Lakes are RECORD DEEP. (They are not.) Evan Hurst Russia 29 Mar 2019
Corey Lewandowski And Impeachment Hearings? RIGHT NOW? Someone Should Have Mentioned! A Liveblog. News
