​President Tenderhearts So Upset Those People Chanted 'SEND HER BACK,' That's Not Christlike Bless his woke heart! Evan Hurst News 19 Jul 2019
Look At These Vile White Supremacists. Then Tell Us It Can't Happen Here. What's worse? Trump supporters chanting 'SEND HER BACK!' about Rep. Ilhan Omar, or the president who incited them? Evan Hurst News 18 Jul 2019
'Like Air, I'll Rise.' Wonkagenda For Thurs., July 18, 2019 Trump says more racist stuff, Rand Paul is a cheap jerk, and kiwis cockblock penguins. Your morning news brief! Dominic Gwinn popular 18 Jul 2019
Cussy The Clown Said A Cuss! Oh, Cussy! And other thoughts from Donald Trump on NO COLLUSION, and also how the Great Lakes are RECORD DEEP. (They are not.) Evan Hurst Russia 29 Mar 2019
Trump Has No Time For A Dog, Because He's So Busy Tweeting And Pooping And Watching TV And ... Sure, Mr. President, whatever you say. Evan Hurst News 12 Feb 2019
'Four More Years!' Trump Rallygoers As Stupid As Trump And look! Some fair and balanced friends happened to show up! Doktor Zoom News 06 Nov 2018
Don't Boo, Vote! Wonkagenda For Mon., Nov. 5, 2018 Trump makes the midterms about scary brown people, and Republicans have a white nationalist problem. Your morning news brief! Dominic Gwinn Russia 05 Nov 2018
Brian Kemp Whines Stacey Abrams Won't Excuse Him From Debate To Go Lick Trump's Balls Also, a whole lotta lies! Wonderbitch 2018 State and Local Elections 01 Nov 2018
Elijah Cummings Just Asking SDNY If There's Anybody's Ass He Ought To Beat Right Now (Hint Hint!)​ News
Trump Judicial Nom Accidentally Followed The Constitution Once, So He's (Probably) OUT OF HERE! Culture Wars
