BEACH WEEK! Wonkagenda For Wed., Oct. 03, 2018

Strap in, bitches, it's gonna be one of THOSE days.

Trump To Senate Investigators: Take This 'Certified Letter' And Shove It Up Your Ass

Donald Trump will go to any length to prove he has no ties to Russia, including saying he has no ties to Russia.

Donald Trump's Weird New Jersey Cemetery. That's It. Just Donald Trump's Weird New Jersey Cemetery.

Wherever he decides his grave should be, Donald Trump could make a bundle right now by selling advance rights to piss on it.