Trump Will Fire Robert Mueller, Replace Him With 'Himself'

This is just a really good Reuters interview.

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President Good Brain Sat Down With Reuters, Showed 'Em Which One Is 'Camel'

So glad we settled the question of whether Trump has dementia or not!

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Trump Knows Who To Blame For Dumbass Junior's Russian Crimes, And It Is Barack Obama

EVERYTHING IS OBAMA'S FAULT.

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Donald Trump Thought Presidenting Would Be Easy As Grabbing This Pussy

REALLY? ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING US RIGHT NOW? FOR REAL?

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