Trump Says One Smart Thing, Goes Back To Being Dipsh*t No, really! He said a smart thing that was also HUMAN! Evan Hurst News 04 Feb 2019
President #NeverMoist Got His Ass Chapped About SOMETHIN' Today. Wonder What! Aw, did somebody get some bad news? Evan Hurst News 13 Nov 2018
Donald Trump Is Stupid And Dumb And Insane And Dumb And A Total F*cking Baby Who Is Also Very Dumb Another day, another Donald Trump interview, but this one's a fucking DOOZY AND A HALF. Evan Hurst News 15 Oct 2018
Rudy Giuliani Full Of Shit, According To Noted Legal Scholar Rudy Giuliani THE FUCK YOU SAY. Evan Hurst News 19 Jun 2018
We Sure Do Hope Rod Rosenstein Knows What The Fuck He's Doing Right Now Maybe Rosenstein and Chris Wray have this shit under control. Maybe they don't and EVERYBODY SHOULD PANIC A LOT. Evan Hurst Russia 22 May 2018
Robert Mueller's Investigation Will Be Over When It's Fucking Over, You Hear That, Donald Trump? Here's all your latest Mueller investigation news! SPOILER it is all real dumb. Evan Hurst Russia 12 Mar 2018
Nice Speech, Idiot. Let's Talk More About How President Pee Tape And Devin Nunes Are Destroying America! All your Devin Nunes Is A Piece Of Shit updates RIGHT HERE! Evan Hurst Russia 31 Jan 2018
New York Times Takes Break From Kissing Trump's Ass, Kisses Melania's Ass Instead What the fuck is wrong with the New York Times? Evan Hurst Culture 26 Jan 2018
An American Hero And A Rapey McGrossFace Walk Into The Senate Judiciary Committee. Your Shitshow Hearing Liveblog!
