Finally Trump Is Going On Offense For A Change. Wonkagenda For Fri., May 24, 2019

More Trump tantrums, Congress passes some bills, and Theresa May is quit-fired. Your morning news brief!

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Slipping Away. Wonkagenda for Tues., May 21, 2019

WHERE IS OUR GODDAMN IMPEACHMENT. Your morning news brief!

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10 Rules For The Senate's Interview With Our Precious Baby Boy Junior

No matter if he says he doesn't have to go, he has to at least TRY to poop before the hearing starts.

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Kevin McCarthy Can Wait ... For A Constitutional Crisis

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PSA: We Still Don't Know If Trump Is A F*cking Russian Intelligence Asset!

And Senate Democrats are seriously asking!

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It's A Glenn Greenwald/Tucker Carlson Cuddle Party, And YOU HAVE TO WATCH

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Hey Bill Barr! Robert Mueller Is PISSED. You Got Somethin' To F*ckin' Say For Yourself?

LET'S FIND OUT!

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RUSSIA, IF YOU'RE LISTENING ...

Trump's data guru stinky hairball person Brad Parscale has a prediction for 2020. Or is it an instruction?

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Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, Elijah Cummings, Activists Beat Big Pharma Over The Head With Generic PReP

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Trump Tells America He DID NOT EITHER Have A Temper Tantrum, SHUT UP STINKY NANCY!

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Republicans Just Want Census To Ask If You Are A Jailbird, Nothing Could Go Wrong With That!

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Good Thing Bill Barr Is A Paragon Of Honesty, Because ... Well Sh*t Just Read It

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