President 'I'm Fcked' Entirely Fcked, According To Polls

The redacted Mueller Report didn't land like Trump wanted it to land, we reckon.

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Rudy Giuliani Talking In Stupid Circles Till You Get So Dizzy You Have To Hold On To The Kitchen Floor

It's your Sunday Show Rundown!

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Liveblogging Bill Barr's Boot Scootin' MAGA Rally, We Mean Press Conference

This is bullshit, we're going back to bed.

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Mueller Eve? More Like BILL BARR'S JUSTICE-OBSTRUCTING F*CKSHOW EVE!

Everything you need to know about the release of the REDACTED Robert Mueller report tomorrow!

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Hey Trump, Remember That SDNY Porn Payoff Criminal Investigation? IT REMEMBERS YOU!

Turns out investigators have had some questions for Hope Hicks! And Keith Schiller too!

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Michael Cohen Has Idea: What If He Went To NOT Prison Next Month?

HAAAAAAAIL MARY!

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Mueller's Team Would Like Bill Barr To Shut His Justice-Obstructing Mouth Hole Please!

Well this is just a shock and a surprise literally everyone could have seen coming!

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Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, Elijah Cummings, Activists Beat Big Pharma Over The Head With Generic PReP

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Trump Tells America He DID NOT EITHER Have A Temper Tantrum, SHUT UP STINKY NANCY!

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Republicans Just Want Census To Ask If You Are A Jailbird, Nothing Could Go Wrong With That!

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Good Thing Bill Barr Is A Paragon Of Honesty, Because ... Well Sh*t Just Read It

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