Hey Jared Kushner, It's STFU-Thirty, AND YOU'RE LATE!

Jared would like to tell us what's hurting America. Surprise, it's not Russia or Ivanka's dad!

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President 'I'm Fcked' Entirely Fcked, According To Polls

The redacted Mueller Report didn't land like Trump wanted it to land, we reckon.

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Rudy Giuliani Talking In Stupid Circles Till You Get So Dizzy You Have To Hold On To The Kitchen Floor

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Mueller Eve? More Like BILL BARR'S JUSTICE-OBSTRUCTING F*CKSHOW EVE!

Everything you need to know about the release of the REDACTED Robert Mueller report tomorrow!

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Bill Barr Is Your Batsh*t Fox News-Obsessed Uncle And You Hate Him

God help us, Trump found his Roy Cohn.

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Hey Bill Barr! What In The Entire F*ck Are We Waiting For Right Now?

FUCKING GIVE IT.

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Mueller's Team Would Like Bill Barr To Shut His Justice-Obstructing Mouth Hole Please!

Well this is just a shock and a surprise literally everyone could have seen coming!

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Hey Jared Kushner, It's STFU-Thirty, AND YOU'RE LATE!

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Trump White House Tells Employees Subpoenaed By Congress To Flip Them Off And Sh*t In Their Eyes

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Must Be Hannity And Assange Calling Seth Rich's Family To Apologize!

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