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Hey Michael Flynn! You Been Dickin' Around With Erik Prince's Secret Russian Beer Buddy?

We feel like we've said this before, but IT'S ALL ABOUT THE SANCTIONS.

VINDICATED! Donald Trump Jr. Didn't Do ANY Crimes That One Time! (Perhaps! Allegedly! MAYBE.)

Actually his face is a crime, which means as long as he insists on having it, he's doing crimes.

FBI Been Wonderin' If Trump Is Literal Russian Intelligence Asset For LONG ASS TIME

YA THINK?

Trump Unsanctioning Manafort's Russian Sugar Daddy Is EVEN F*CKEDER Than You Thought!

It's Christmas morning for Putin all over again, and it's not even Christmas!

SUPPORT THE CAUSE

What's That Robert Mueller Secret Grand Jury Subpoena Fight About? Let's Wildly Speculate, Together!

Whatever it is, HE'S WINNING.

Russian Spy Chick Mariia Butina Pleading GUILTY, To Loving NRA TOO MUCH!

And if loving the NRA is wrong ... wait. Loving the NRA IS wrong!!

Don't Know How To Say This, But It Appears Trump May Have Committed A Crime

Did Trump know for sure that Michael Flynn was under investigation when he asked Comey to 'go easy' on Flynn? Sounds like he had just learned that information!

Robert Mueller's New Cooperating Witness Much Further Up Russia's Ass Than Previously Reported!

Here, have a bunch of new information about the rapidly expanding cast of characters in the Trump-Russia conspiracy!

SUPPORT THE CAUSE

Has Trump Mentioned Lately That Dead John McCain Makes Him So Angry Like GRRR ARGH?

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