Hey Jared Kushner, It's STFU-Thirty, AND YOU'RE LATE!

Jared would like to tell us what's hurting America. Surprise, it's not Russia or Ivanka's dad!

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What's Devin Nunes Mooing About Today? The 'MUELLER DOSSIER'!

Hey look, Devin Nunes is a piece of shit again.

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The Cover-Up Is Happening In Plain Sight

Don't let the fuckers get away with it.

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Lindsey Graham Gonna LOCK HER UP With Robert Mueller Or Something, F*ck If We Know

Everything is about to get so much stupider.

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Cool Mueller Letter From Guy Hired To Exonerate Trump, Now GIVE US THE F*CKING REPORT

All of it. Full stop. Right the fuck now.

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Trump Can't Reveal Secret Sexxx Chats With National Security Advisor Vladimir Putin, EXECUTIVE PRIVILEGE APPLYETH!

NARRATOR: No, it doesn't.

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Devin Nunes Didn't F*ck A Cow When FBI Opened Trump-Russia Investigation, Dunno What His Deal Is Now

More delicious GOSSIP TRUTH from Andrew McCabe!

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10 Out Of 10 Trump Intel Chiefs Agree Trump Is Utterly Full Of Sh*t

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Julian Assange Is An Absolute Piece Of Sh*t. And Now You Have To Defend Him.

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Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, Elijah Cummings, Activists Beat Big Pharma Over The Head With Generic PReP

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