RUDY GIULIANI NEVER SAID NO COLLUSION, YOU SAID NO COLLUSION, YOU STINKIN' LIAR! The president's finest lawyer, ladies and gentle-ladies. Evan Hurst News 17 Jan 2019
Robert Mueller Gonna 'SAYS WHO' Right Up Trump Lawyer Michael Cohen's Ass Robert Mueller is just asking questions! Evan Hurst News 07 Mar 2018
Robert Mueller Is About To Hit The Fucking Bull's Eye On Trump-Russia, And It Will Be HOLY SHIT Shit is about to get real, y'all. Evan Hurst News 28 Feb 2018
That Motherfucker Trump Is Probably Going To Ruin Christmas, So Get Ready, America! In Trump's America, we deck the halls and roast chestnuts and check our phones every hour to make sure fuckhead hasn't fired Robert Mueller. FA LA LA LA LA, LA LA LA LA! Evan Hurst News 18 Dec 2017
Trump Goes Over Two Hours With Putin Before Blowing Load (Allegedly!) OR DID HE? Evan Hurst News 07 Jul 2017
Trump Letting Strangers Finger Your Internet Porn. Happy Now, Republican Closet Cases? Huh, it's like the GOP doesn't actually care what its OWN voters want. Evan Hurst News 04 Apr 2017
Rachel Maddow Would Like To Scare The Shit Out Of You Now What is Russia doing RIGHT NOW to continue its campaign to undermine American democracy? That's what Rachel Maddow wants to know. Evan Hurst News 09 Mar 2017
Trump Makes HISTORY! With Lowest New President Approval Rating OF ALL TIME! Trump's new approval rating? 39 PERCENT! LOLOLOLOL! Evan Hurst News 16 Feb 2017
