Trump White House Gotta Throw Nikki Haley Under This Bus Real Fast, BRB

We are supposed to believe Nikki Haley was BEIN' A BIG IDIOT when she said we were going to sanction the shit out of Russia some more.

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Robert Mueller's New Cooperating Witness Might Just Blow Trump's Russian Conspiracy WIDE OPEN

Meet George Nader! HE KNOWS SHIT.

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The 432,696 Hottest Scoops In Jane Mayer's Profile Of Christopher Steele, Trump Dossier Super-Spy!

Including how the Kremlin allegedly PERSONALLY VETOED Trump naming stupid Mittens Romney as secretary of State.

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Trump's Obsession With Proving His Dick Is Even Half As Big As Obama's Is Getting KINDA Ridiculous

Now Donald Trump says he's better than Obama because Obama didn't even USE the Oval Office.

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WHY THE HELL ARE REPUBLICANS DYING ON THIS HILL TO DEFEND CARTER PAGE?

It is very unfair to spy on Americans secretly working against America for Russia!

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Nice Speech, Idiot. Let's Talk More About How President Pee Tape And Devin Nunes Are Destroying America!

All your Devin Nunes Is A Piece Of Shit updates RIGHT HERE!

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We're Sure The Trump-Russia Insane Clown Show That Happened Yesterday Is TOTALLY FINE

Monday will go down in the history books as one of the most WTF days in recent American history.

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Washington Post Says Trump's Hard-On For Russia Has Fucked America BIGLY

Thanks, Trump! You're just as bad as we thought you'd be, and worse!

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Caravan Bebes Finally Get Chance To Dance And Play

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Despite Trump's Slasher-Flick Attacks, Obamacare Still Undead!

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