RIP STEVE BANNON'S MENTIONS! All of GOP Washington is telling Steve Bannon to fuck off. Is this hilarious, or is it TOTALLY HILARIOUS? Evan Hurst News 13 Dec 2017
Nikki Haley Wishes Y'all Wouldn't Discuss Classified Intel Trump's Blabbing About On Twitter Loose lips sink ships, y'all! LIT'RALLY! Evan Hurst News 08 Aug 2017
Trump Didn't Say 'Israel' To Russians, YOU Said 'Israel'! But Yeah He Gave Russians Israeli Intel, Like You Said. All fixed! Evan Hurst News 22 May 2017
Vladimir Putin Tease Trump With Authentic Russian Reach-Around, But No Pee Hooker This Time OK? He only wants to help Trump prove he didn't leak classified information! Evan Hurst News 17 May 2017
Trump Gave The Russians ISRAELI Intelligence! Have Fun On Your ISRAEL TRIP, Mr. President! Hahahahahaha oh God, he literally is shitting on Israel. Is today's GOP cool with that? Evan Hurst News 17 May 2017
RIP General H.R. McMaster's Credibility! You Will Be Missed! There's no scandal to see here folks, just move along. HE SAID MOVE ALONG! Evan Hurst News 16 May 2017
Mitch McConnell Wants Trump To Stop Bein' Silly So GOP Can Get Back To Fucking America Way to put country above party, asshole! Evan Hurst News 16 May 2017
Trump Will Leak On Whatever Russians He Wants! Your Overnight TrumpLeak Roundup! Are Republicans finally reaching their tipping point with Trump? LOLOL not really. Evan Hurst News 16 May 2017
