Who Tells Trump Sweet Little Lies About Ukraine? OH, WHO THE F*CK YOU THINK?

We're gonna need to see those Trump-Putin call transcripts and interpreter notes and Secret Santa gift swaps and ALL OF IT.

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Trump And Lavrov Meet In Oval Office For A Little Reverse-Santy-Clausin', ALLEGEDLY

How did Evan write this while he is liveblogging? He must be a wizard.

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Mick Mulvaney #BeBest At Trying To Make Trump's Ukraine Crimes Great Again

GET OVER IT!

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Hey-o, John Eisenberg, TIME TO BE FAMOUS!

If you don't know this guy's name yet, CATCH UP.

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