Love Your Children Well. Wonkagenda For Thurs., Feb. 14, 2019 Manafort FUXXORED, snakey Republicans throw tantrums over guns, and Fox tries to hide an anti-Nazi documentary. Your morning news brief! Dominic Gwinn News 14 Feb 2019
We Have Always Been At War With Shutdownia Oh, but THIS one is because Dems want you to die!!! Doktor Zoom News 11 Feb 2019
Let Us Not Forget How Much Stacey Abrams Kicked Ass Last Night All State of the Union responses suck. But not this time! Evan Hurst News 06 Feb 2019
Run For The Border. Wonkagenda For Thurs., Jan 31, 2019 Mitch McConnell (still) mad elections have consequences, ICE detainees are on a hunger strike, and Trump's still screaming. Your morning news brief! Dominic Gwinn News 31 Jan 2019
Getting Hot In Herre! Wonkagenda For Tues., Jan. 29, 2019 Meatball is cooked, Kamala kicks ass, and everyone hates Howard Schultz. Your morning news brief! Dominic Gwinn News 29 Jan 2019
Trump Thinks He Has Less Than 50-50 Shot Of Getting WALL, Which Is Very Cute Way Of Saying 'ZERO' President Loser Poops is taking a victory lap for some reason. Evan Hurst News 28 Jan 2019
2020 Begins! Wonkagenda For Mon., Jan. 28, 2019 Kamala's kickass speech and ANOTHER Trump shutdown. Your morning news brief! Dominic Gwinn News 28 Jan 2019
CAVE, LOSER, CAVE! A Liveblog Of That Loser Caving Is our long national nightmare over? Haha of course not, that won't be over until Trump leaves office. Evan Hurst News 25 Jan 2019
