Love Your Children Well. Wonkagenda For Thurs., Feb. 14, 2019

Manafort FUXXORED, snakey Republicans throw tantrums over guns, and Fox tries to hide an anti-Nazi documentary. Your morning news brief!

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We Have Always Been At War With Shutdownia

Oh, but THIS one is because Dems want you to die!!!

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Let Us Not Forget How Much Stacey Abrams Kicked Ass Last Night

All State of the Union responses suck. But not this time!

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Run For The Border. Wonkagenda For Thurs., Jan 31, 2019

Mitch McConnell (still) mad elections have consequences, ICE detainees are on a hunger strike, and Trump's still screaming. Your morning news brief!

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Getting Hot In Herre! Wonkagenda For Tues., Jan. 29, 2019

Meatball is cooked, Kamala kicks ass, and everyone hates Howard Schultz. Your morning news brief!

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Trump Thinks He Has Less Than 50-50 Shot Of Getting WALL, Which Is Very Cute Way Of Saying 'ZERO'

President Loser Poops is taking a victory lap for some reason.

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2020 Begins! Wonkagenda For Mon., Jan. 28, 2019

Kamala's kickass speech and ANOTHER Trump shutdown. Your morning news brief!

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CAVE, LOSER, CAVE! A Liveblog Of That Loser Caving

Is our long national nightmare over? Haha of course not, that won't be over until Trump leaves office.

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Has Trump Mentioned Lately That Dead John McCain Makes Him So Angry Like GRRR ARGH?

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Judge Declares Wisconsin GOP's Lame Duck Power Grab Illegal, Tacky As Hell

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Trump Doing Pretty Well Off Suckers Donating To 2020 Campaign

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