They Had Tears In Their Eyes And They Said 'Sir, Sir! Everybody Is Saying You Have The Best Words.'

Donald Trump's speech at the National Hispanic Leadership Conference sure was something.

Is Mike Pompeo A Heat-Seeking Missile For Henry Kissinger's Ass? The News Says Maybe!

CALLED IT.

Trump Bumblef*cks His Way Through Another G7, DO NOT CONGRATULATE

America's national embarrassment continues.

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KING TRUMP HEREBY ORDERS Hahahahahahahahahahaha Shut Up

President Chosen One is having a day, y'all.