In The Matter Of Playboy V. White House, Judge Says Get F*cked

It's Karem v. Gorks in THUNDERDOME.

Facebook, You Stupid F*ckup. (This Is A Clickbait Headline.)

How many of today's news articles make Facebook look like a goddamned idiot that's destroying America? ALL OF THEM, KATIE.

If Trump Says Somebody Called Him 'Sir,' He's PROBABLY Talking About His Imaginary Friend

In other words, if the president says somebody treated him with respect, he's almost certainly lying.

Sadsy The Clown Bitches About His Twitter Follower Count

And more highlights from the saddest fucking thing we have ever seen!