Trump Nearly Died Of COVID-19, Couldn't Close Deal. Uhh, 'WHEW'? His doctor lied about it too. What a surprise, said no one. Doktor Zoom Trump 12 Feb 2021
Memo To Trump Staffer Idiots: You Really Do Have To GTFO (And You Can't Stay Here). The White House is reportedly full of competing memos this morning over when staffers have to leave. This shouldn't be confusing. Evan Hurst White House 23 Dec 2020
Trumpy, Unf*ckable, And Shunned By Polite Society? DC's Hottest Club Is ... It doesn't actually sound like a very hot club. Evan Hurst News 10 Apr 2019
Politico Goes On Coitus Safari, Finds Millennial Trump Staffers Living In 'Fuck Deserts' Sad, because aren't we always telling them to get fucked? Evan Hurst Culture 22 Jun 2018
