Trump Really Scared Of Jail If He Loses, So Confirm His Fears And MAKE HIM LOSE

We bet that's even scarier than stairs and ramps!

How To Trump-Proof The Next Debate, For America's And His Own Safety

YOU'RE WELCOME, DEBATE COMMISSION.

Defense Secretary Mark Esper Is SQUEEEEEEEEALING

Esper did not know Trump was going to do all that fascism with the Bible and the priest-gassing, HONEST, SIR, HONEST!

Biden Tells Trump How To Handle Coronavirus Better: How About SHUT THE F*CK UP?

Also Trump is very scared the Fake News is going to cough coronaviruses onto him and make him sick.