Matt Gaetz: UHHHHHH ... WHAT IF TRUMP FAKED BEING A CHICK?

And this is why LGBT people can't have equality, according to one of America's stupidest congressmen.

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Sarah Huckabee Sanders Graces Our Presence, Mostly Lies About Jews

First White House press briefing in 42 days! Surprise, it sucked.

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Hey, Louisiana Dipsh*t Congressman Idiot! We Found Michael Cohen's Boxes!

BUT WHAR BOXES? asked Clay Higgins, who still didn't understand WHAR BOXES.

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We Feel Like We've Said This Before, But Donald Trump Is The Stupidest Person Who Ever Lived

Another day, another batshit Trump interview, this time from the Associated Press!

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HORSEFACE. He Called Stormy Daniels HORSEFACE.

GAME ON, TINY.

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Michael Cohen, You Are GUILTY! GO THE FUCK TO JAIL (WITH PAUL MANAFORT)!

OH, WHAT A FUCKING AFTERNOON!

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Oh Shit, Michael Cohen Got 'Wire Tapps' In His Obamaphone! LOL TRUMP U R FUCKED!

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Everybody Hitting 'OH SHIT!' Button To Protect Robert Mueller Right Now, But WHY THOUGH?

WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON?

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Do Y'all See What Nancy Pelosi Is Doing Yet?

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Everything You Need To Know About The Dumb Dick/Manafort Patsy Who Got Indicted Today

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Military Brass On Pres Pardoning War Criminals: Situation Trumpy All F*cked Up

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