Matt Gaetz: UHHHHHH ... WHAT IF TRUMP FAKED BEING A CHICK? And this is why LGBT people can't have equality, according to one of America's stupidest congressmen. Evan Hurst News 03 Apr 2019
Sarah Huckabee Sanders Graces Our Presence, Mostly Lies About Jews First White House press briefing in 42 days! Surprise, it sucked. Evan Hurst News 12 Mar 2019
Hey, Louisiana Dipsh*t Congressman Idiot! We Found Michael Cohen's Boxes! BUT WHAR BOXES? asked Clay Higgins, who still didn't understand WHAR BOXES. Evan Hurst News 01 Mar 2019
We Feel Like We've Said This Before, But Donald Trump Is The Stupidest Person Who Ever Lived Another day, another batshit Trump interview, this time from the Associated Press! Evan Hurst News 17 Oct 2018
Michael Cohen, You Are GUILTY! GO THE FUCK TO JAIL (WITH PAUL MANAFORT)! OH, WHAT A FUCKING AFTERNOON! Evan Hurst News 21 Aug 2018
Oh Shit, Michael Cohen Got 'Wire Tapps' In His Obamaphone! LOL TRUMP U R FUCKED! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Evan Hurst News 03 May 2018
Everybody Hitting 'OH SHIT!' Button To Protect Robert Mueller Right Now, But WHY THOUGH? WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON? Evan Hurst News 28 Mar 2018
