Lazy Trump Already Gone For Weekend, Because He Doesn't DO Fridays Imagine if he had Hillary Clinton's work ethic. Wait no, don't imagine that. Evan Hurst News 05 May 2017
Donald Trump Very Busy Man, Does Not Have Time For Silly Press Conferences! If you had a schedule this busy, you would cancel press conferences about your conflicts of interest too! Evan Hurst News 13 Dec 2016
Donald Trump Furious About Recounts In Election He's Still Pretty Sure Was #Rigged It's not like the Trump camp has anything to hide. OR DOES IT? Evan Hurst News 28 Nov 2016
Hillary Clinton Like 'Hey Donald Trump, Have Fun In Mexico LOLOLOLOL' Trump's trip to Mexico will either be a disaster, or a bloody effing disaster, depending on your perspective. Evan Hurst News 31 Aug 2016
Donald Trump Sure Likes To Exploit Illegal Immigrants When They're Sexxxy Young Models! (Allegedly) Sounds like lots of Trump's models worked in America illegally, and he literally made money off screwing them. Would Donald Trump really do such a thing??? Evan Hurst News 31 Aug 2016
Hey, Remember That Time Meghan McCain Begged Donald Trump For A Job? The Meghan McCain of 2016 is taking her toys and going home or something, GRRRRR SHE IS MAD. Evan Hurst News 17 Aug 2016
Pity Poor Donald Trump, Who Is Tweeting His Impotent, Thin-Skinned Rage At Hillary's DNC All is well with the world, the sun is shining, and Donald Trump is crying his baby rage in 140 characters or fewer. Evan Hurst News 29 Jul 2016
Perfect And Sane Donald Trump Just Saying Mexico About To Attack New Hampshire Is this the craziest thing Donald Trump has ever said? How do you even measure "craziest"? Evan Hurst News 01 Jul 2016
Nancy Drew And The Mystery Of Why Some Dude Writer Thought It Would Be A Good Idea To Kill Her Feminininism
Hey, Remember That Time Meghan McCain Begged Donald Trump For A Job?
The Meghan McCain of 2016 is taking her toys and going home or something, GRRRRR SHE IS MAD.