Trump Wraps Unprecedented Week With Warrant Showing Investigation For OH JUST ESPIONAGE

How many times has your Wonkette predicted exactly this? And how are we STILL SURPRISED?

Trump Plucks Steven Menashi From Under Bridge, Installs Him On Appeals Court

He is NOT GOOD.

Donald Trump Declares Self Florida Man, Demands Bath Salts

Faces to be eaten, probably served at room temperature.

Trump And DOJ: If The President, His Family Or Their Businesses Do It, It's Not Illegal

That. Is. Not. How. Law. Goes.