On Four Straight Years Of Never Calling That Hot Garbage 'President Trump' We respected the office of the presidency more than he did any day in the last four years. Evan Hurst Trump 20 Jan 2021
Aryan Dumpster Fire Madison Cawthorn Only Told The Rubes To Threaten Congress *Lightly*, Y'all Expel him. Evan Hurst Congress 12 Jan 2021
Terrorist Leader Emerges From Cave, Says IT WAS A PERFECT CALL!11!!!11!1 Get him the fuck out of there. Evan Hurst Trump 12 Jan 2021
Trump Heartbroken About Humans Dying At Capitol We Mean Golf Tournament Canceled At His Trashy Jersey Club You didn't expect anything better. Evan Hurst Trump 12 Jan 2021