Republicans SHOOK About Texas. No, Not The El Paso Attack, It's Something Else. All these Republican congressmen from Texas retiring, makes you wonder how bad their internal polling really is. Evan Hurst News 05 Aug 2019
Donald Trump Has Learned Some New #GeographyFacts About Texas IT'S BIG, DID YOU HEAR IT'S BIG? Evan Hurst News 11 Apr 2019
Trump On Puerto Rico: A Lot Of People Don't Know About 'Ocean'! Donald Trump just learned what that big blue thing next to Mar-a-Lago is called, y'all. Evan Hurst News 26 Sep 2017
New York Times's Maggie Haberman Has Chosen To Be A Dick Today How DARE Nate Silver suggest the New York Times's coverage of Hillary's emails was anything but PERFECT? Evan Hurst News 26 Sep 2017
Grifter Hat Salesman And Stilettoed Wife Swing Through Texas For Backslapping Orgy, Towel Off With Lone Star Flag Like they're the CEO Justice League! GTFOH! Liz Dye News 30 Aug 2017
Trump Upstages Harvey In Texas. Wonkagenda for Wed., Aug. 30, 2017 Trump showboats in Texas, DeVoss hires DeVry, and Sarah Palin learns about the news. Your morning news brief! Dominic Gwinn Featured 30 Aug 2017
Mitch McConnell Makes Turtle-Piddle All Over Trump Impeachment Trial (Liveblog, Day One!) Impeachment
Alan Dershowitz Is Keeping His Panties On For This Impeachment, So Don't Even Bother Asking Impeachment
