Donald Trump Declares Self Florida Man, Demands Bath Salts Faces to be eaten, probably served at room temperature. Doktor Zoom Trump 01 Nov 2019
Donald Trump Was The 9/11 First Responder Of Donald Trump's Dreams This guy really needs to shut the fuck up. Evan Hurst News 29 Jul 2019
Rex Tillerson Reveals What It Was Like To Work For The 'Fucking Moron'​ Bad? We bet it was 'bad.' Evan Hurst News 28 Jun 2019
At Long Last Sirs Have You No Shame? Wonkagenda For Wed., June 12, 2019 Trump and Biden argue like grumpy old men, and Jon Stewart rips Congress a new asshole. Your morning news brief! Dominic Gwinn News 12 Jun 2019
Slipping Away. Wonkagenda for Tues., May 21, 2019 WHERE IS OUR GODDAMN IMPEACHMENT. Your morning news brief! Dominic Gwinn News 21 May 2019
Donald Trump Tweets While Notre Dame Burns Department of Heavy-Handed Metaphors. Doktor Zoom News 15 Apr 2019
Donald Trump Has Learned Some New #GeographyFacts About Texas IT'S BIG, DID YOU HEAR IT'S BIG? Evan Hurst News 11 Apr 2019
Trump Doing Pretty Well Off Suckers Donating To 2020 Campaign A million here, a million there, soon you're talking about real money! Doktor Zoom 2020 presidential election 22 Mar 2019
