Donald Trump Tweets While Notre Dame Burns

Department of Heavy-Handed Metaphors.


The Towering Infernal President Didn't Want Any Stinking Sprinklers In His Beautiful Deadly Building

Not exactly shooting someone, and not in the middle of 5th Avenue, but 'tis enough, 'twill serve.


Bolton's Mustache Walks Into White House. Wonkagenda For Mon., April 9, 2018

John Bolton's Baptism by Fire, Trump's Towering inferno, and another Syrian chemical weapons attack. Your morning news brief.


Uma, Oprah. Oprah, Uma. (OK, Not Actually Uma.) Wonkagenda For Mon., Jan 8, 2018

Steve Bannon apologizes, Oprah gives a speech, and Stephen Miller shits the bed. Your morning news brief.


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