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'NO COLLUSION'? Not So Fast, A-Holes!

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Hey Michael Flynn! You Been Dickin' Around With Erik Prince's Secret Russian Beer Buddy?

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Devin Nunes Didn't F*ck A Cow When FBI Opened Trump-Russia Investigation, Dunno What His Deal Is Now

More delicious GOSSIP TRUTH from Andrew McCabe!

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President Grandpa, Would You RELAX? Dems Will Never Stop Investigating You, And Your Whining Is Pathetic

It's just getting tiresome at this point.

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I Pre-Ordered Michael Lewis's New Book, And So Should You!

Chris Christie got out just in time

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FBI Arrests Trump-Loving Rep. Chris Collins, Just For Doing All These Crimes!

DRAIN THE TRUMP SWAMP.

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LORDY, Adam Schiff Is Pretty Sure There Are Tapes!

Everything you ever wanted to know about the House Intel Committee investigation Devin Nunes refused to do!

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Julian Assange Is An Absolute Piece Of Sh*t. And Now You Have To Defend Him.

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